50 Epic Fails By People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down

Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down

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That Time I Modelled For A Clip Art Company At 16 And Ended Up On Dildo Batteries

That Time I Modelled For A Clip Art Company At 16 And Ended Up On Dildo Batteries

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Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor… And All Over My Child

Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child

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When You Want To Impress The Neighbors With Your Modern Solutions, But Then Become Known As The Guy Who Destroyed A Jeep At The Push Of A Button

When You Want To Impress The Neighbors With Your Modern Solutions, But Then Become Known As The Guy Who Destroyed A Jeep At The Push Of A Button

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What Do You Do In This Situation

What Do You Do In This Situation

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Sometimes We Hold On Tight To The Wrong Things

Sometimes We Hold On Tight To The Wrong Things

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Oops

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This Is A Nice Place To Take A Pic

This Is A Nice Place To Take A Pic

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Been Going For 4 Hours And I Need To Present My Masters Thesis In 7 Minutes

Been Going For 4 Hours And I Need To Present My Masters Thesis In 7 Minutes

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Got A 91 Audi Yesterday, Made It About 100 Miles Before It Decided To Blow Up

Got A 91 Audi Yesterday, Made It About 100 Miles Before It Decided To Blow Up

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Finnish Photographer Proves Fairy Forests Are Real In Finland (41 Pics)

Many people think of Finland as the land of cold weather and darkness. However, Ossi Saarinen (previously here and here), a Finnish photographer, believes that the country is much more than just that, and he shows another surprisingly enchanting side of his motherland.

Ossi brings delightful feelings through his photos of spectacular Finnish nature, especially the untouched forests covering almost three-quarters of the whole country. And within these peaceful and ancient forests, wild animals roam freely and enjoy their lives at their best.

Finnish animals appear to be very mysterious, fascinating and charming just like they’ve stepped out from fairy tales. Ossi does not skip the chances to capture the beauty of Finnish wildlife either. He believes that every encounter between the animals and humans becomes an unforgettably amazing experience (Well, let’s not talk about the encounter with a bear).

Now, let’s enjoy the fairy tale’s atmosphere in his photos

More info: Instagram

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

Image credits: Ossi Saarinen

FINNISH PHOTOGRAPHER PROVES FAIRY FORESTS ARE REAL IN FINLAND

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12 Funny Comics Reveal The Reality Of Owning A Cat

Cat owners have a history of relating to each another through comics (Lunarbaboon, Catsu). One of them is Missangest or as she calls herself, the Crazy Cat Lady from Sweden. And given the fact that Missangest has been a freelance artist since 2012, she definitely knows her stuff!

“Nils is a shelter cat that I adopted a little more than 7 years ago,” the Missangest told Bored Panda. “In the beginning, he was a bit withdrawn and used to hide underneath the furniture just to suddenly jump out and bite your feet (behaviour probably learned from his past as he used to be kicked on before he was taken to the shelter). But with time and patience, he stopped both biting and hiding. Now he’s just like a cat should be – the king of the house. He especially likes to sit on my lap and place his upper body over the drawing tablet while I attempt to work.”

And that’s the reason why Missangest loves cats in the first place. “They are so tiny and so fluffy, yet have the personality of a lion. They can also be rude but they are so darn cute that they keep getting away with it.” Her fascination with these majestic furballs really shines through her illustrations. “It’s not something I do often, I don’t want to force it so I’ll just do it whenever I have any ideas that I think are worth trying out.

More info: Instagram | Facebook | Society6

“Nils is a shelter cat that I adopted a little more than 7 years ago”

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“In the beginning, he was a bit withdrawn and used to hide underneath the furniture just to suddenly jump out and bite your feet”

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“A behaviour he probably learned from his past as he used to be kicked before he was taken to the shelter”

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“But with time and patience, he stopped both biting and hiding”

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“Now he’s just like a cat should be – the king of the house”

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“He especially likes to sit on my lap and place his upper body over the drawing tablet while I attempt to work”

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And Missangest’s fascination with her majestic furball really shines through her illustrations!

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20+ Of The Most Unexpected And Funny Things That Have Ever Happened In The Hospital

Saw This Next To The Weighting Scale At The Hospital

Saw This Next To The Weighting Scale At The Hospital

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Leech Jailbreak

Leech Jailbreak

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The Female Nurse Didn’t Think I Was Funny. The Male Doctor Couldn’t Stop Laughing

The Female Nurse Didn't Think I Was Funny. The Male Doctor Couldn't Stop Laughing

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Who’s Gonna Stop Me?

Who's Gonna Stop Me?

The Definition Of Nurse

The Definition Of Nurse

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Woman Ends Up In Hospital After Mistaking Builders Expanding Foam For Hair Mousse

Woman Ends Up In Hospital After Mistaking Builders Expanding Foam For Hair Mousse

Photo Taken Outside Children’s Hospital In Los Angeles. Smart Kid

Photo Taken Outside Children's Hospital In Los Angeles. Smart Kid

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He Takes It Rather Well…

He Takes It Rather Well...

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He Keeps Taking Them Down For Some Reason

He Keeps Taking Them Down For Some Reason

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Girlfriend’s Eye Doctor Hit Her With A Good Ol’ Dad Joke

Girlfriend's Eye Doctor Hit Her With A Good Ol' Dad Joke

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Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt

Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt

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Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate

Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate

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Three Broken Ribs Yet Grandma Still Knows How To Keep Her Spirits Up During Hard Times

Three Broken Ribs Yet Grandma Still Knows How To Keep Her Spirits Up During Hard Times

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These Removed Fish Hooks At My Local ER

These Removed Fish Hooks At My Local ER

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An ER Nurse And Her Coworkers Decided Gummy Bears Needed To Be Renamed

An ER Nurse And Her Coworkers Decided Gummy Bears Needed To Be Renamed

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Friend Had An Allergic Reaction And Took A Hospital Selfie

Friend Had An Allergic Reaction And Took A Hospital Selfie

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Had To Get My Blood Drawn Today. This Was On The Wall At The Lab

Had To Get My Blood Drawn Today. This Was On The Wall At The Lab

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I Work In An Operating Room And We Had A Face Painter Come Into Work. This Is What Patient See As They Are Coming Out Of Anesthesia

I Work In An Operating Room And We Had A Face Painter Come Into Work. This Is What Patient See As They Are Coming Out Of Anesthesia

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Comforting To See In My Doctor’s Office

Comforting To See In My Doctor's Office

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I Work In A Hospital And Found This In One Of The “On Call” Rooms

I Work In A Hospital And Found This In One Of The

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After Crushing And Fracturing His Finger, This Is How My Boyfriend Passed Time While Waiting In The ER

After Crushing And Fracturing His Finger, This Is How My Boyfriend Passed Time While Waiting In The ER

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This After Hours Clinic Has Got Jokes

This After Hours Clinic Has Got Jokes

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Made My Day… And Her’s

Made My Day... And Her's

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Mom Visits Dad In The Hospital. Who Gets The Bed?

Mom Visits Dad In The Hospital. Who Gets The Bed?

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This Pain Scale Found In My Doctor’s Office

This Pain Scale Found In My Doctor's Office

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Had To Give My Phone To The Nurse When I Went Into Have My Finger Partially Amputated Woke Up To This Gem

Had To Give My Phone To The Nurse When I Went Into Have My Finger Partially Amputated Woke Up To This Gem

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Yeah, No More WebMD Bullshit

Yeah, No More WebMD Bullshit

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I Think I Have Found The Worst Game Ever

I Think I Have Found The Worst Game Ever

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Sitting In The Maternity Waiting Room At Christiana Hospital In Delaware. The Door Is A Little Late With It’s Advice

Sitting In The Maternity Waiting Room At Christiana Hospital In Delaware. The Door Is A Little Late With It's Advice

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So I Was On The Toilet At My Hospital (Children’s) And I Look Up To Find This On The Wall

So I Was On The Toilet At My Hospital (Children's) And I Look Up To Find This On The Wall

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Girlfriend’s Mom Was Admitted To The Hospital Last Night. This Is The View From Her Room. Very Efficient

Girlfriend's Mom Was Admitted To The Hospital Last Night. This Is The View From Her Room. Very Efficient

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I Took My Dad To Get A Colonoscopy And This In The Office Didn’t Ease His Nerves

I Took My Dad To Get A Colonoscopy And This In The Office Didn't Ease His Nerves

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So This Is On The Ceiling Of My Gynecologist’s Office

So This Is On The Ceiling Of My Gynecologist's Office

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Someone Pissed Off The Receptionist At The Hospital

Someone Pissed Off The Receptionist At The Hospital

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Saw At Work Today… I Work At A Hospital

Saw At Work Today... I Work At A Hospital

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Spotted In The Hospital. Interesting Medical Specialty

Spotted In The Hospital. Interesting Medical Specialty

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Missed My Master’s Graduation Because Of Aerosinusitis And Rushed To Emergency Room. Here’s My Dad Handing Me My Insurance Papers Pretending To Graduate Me

Missed My Master’s Graduation Because Of Aerosinusitis And Rushed To Emergency Room. Here’s My Dad Handing Me My Insurance Papers Pretending To Graduate Me

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Friend Is Having A Baby Today

Friend Is Having A Baby Today

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This Building Is Like Someone Was Making It Up On The Fly

This Building Is Like Someone Was Making It Up On The Fly

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The Nurse Brought Me A Cup Of Water After Getting My Blood Drawn. This Is Why I Have Trust Issues

The Nurse Brought Me A Cup Of Water After Getting My Blood Drawn. This Is Why I Have Trust Issues

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I Work In An Ent/Eye Clinic. One Of My Coworkers Had This At His Desk

I Work In An Ent/Eye Clinic. One Of My Coworkers Had This At His Desk

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I’m An EMT. After A Very Wet, Very Messy Birth Call, I Went Home To Change Clothes. Came Back To This On My Locker

I'm An EMT. After A Very Wet, Very Messy Birth Call, I Went Home To Change Clothes. Came Back To This On My Locker

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Christmas Tree At My Fertility Clinic

Christmas Tree At My Fertility Clinic

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Patient: “How Long Is The Wait In Your ER?”, This RN Replied: Just Ask The Lady In The Corner

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My Brother Just Had A Tumor Removed From His Salivary Gland. This Is The First Picture I Get From My Dad

My Brother Just Had A Tumor Removed From His Salivary Gland. This Is The First Picture I Get From My Dad

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My Friend, The Day She Was Born, Together With Her Nurse

My Friend, The Day She Was Born, Together With Her Nurse

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I Exploded A Spray Paint Can With An Ax As A Kid

I Exploded A Spray Paint Can With An Ax As A Kid

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My Wife Just Sent Me This Picture From A Waiting Room

My Wife Just Sent Me This Picture From A Waiting Room

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My Gynecologist Has A Sense Of Humor

My Gynecologist Has A Sense Of Humor

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Dr. Ake

Dr. Ake

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The Only Book In My Doctor’s Waiting Room. I Think I Chose Well

The Only Book In My Doctor's Waiting Room. I Think I Chose Well

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Sign Taped To The Ceiling Of My OBGYN’s Exam Room. Amen

Sign Taped To The Ceiling Of My OBGYN’s Exam Room. Amen

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When I Was 13 I Got The One Ring Stuck On My Finger And Had To Visit The ER On A School Night. The Doc Called Out “See Ya Later Mr. Frodo” As I Was Leaving

When I Was 13 I Got The One Ring Stuck On My Finger And Had To Visit The ER On A School Night. The Doc Called Out

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I Didn’t Want To Go To The Hospital When I Had Life-Threatening Illness, Because My Elderly Pet Ducks Required Daily Medications At The Time. I’m The Only Person They’ll Allow. The Nurses Let My Husband Sneak Them In At Night

I Didn't Want To Go To The Hospital When I Had Life-Threatening Illness, Because My Elderly Pet Ducks Required Daily Medications At The Time. I'm The Only Person They'll Allow. The Nurses Let My Husband Sneak Them In At Night

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My Wife Is Planning On Having A Natural Birth With No Meds. Here’s Our Pain Management Plan

My Wife Is Planning On Having A Natural Birth With No Meds. Here’s Our Pain Management Plan

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I’m Having My Hip Replaced Today. I Hope The Surgeon Has A Sense Of Humor

I'm Having My Hip Replaced Today. I Hope The Surgeon Has A Sense Of Humor

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Memo, Sent Out To The Midwives At The Hospital I Work At

Memo, Sent Out To The Midwives At The Hospital I Work At

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His Kidneys May Fail, His Heart May Take A Beating, But My Grandfathers Sense Of Humor Will Never Die

His Kidneys May Fail, His Heart May Take A Beating, But My Grandfathers Sense Of Humor Will Never Die

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Plus Sized Girls At The Night Club

Here’s The Skinny On Plus Sized Girls

Wake Up! Plus sized girls are better soul mates and here’s why I say that.

plus sized girl clothesI gotta admit I have a bit of a thing for plus sized girls, and honestly I’d much rather date one than a slim one. I love to eat and you know a bigger girl is gonna be your partner in crime when it comes to dining. When I go out to eat, I go out to eat! I ain’t trying to pick at appetizer-sized portions, I want a meal and I don’t ever have leftovers. Plus sized girls that can tackle a meal and a cocktail are the kind of girls I wanna spend a Friday night with. When I hit the club for some 2-step action on the dance floor, I have my eyes on the girls in the plus size nightclub dresses! The way they be shaken to the groove makes a man like me wanna swoop in from behind and whisper something sexy in her ear, like “hey baby, how about you and me leave this club and go get some conversation started over some chicken and waffles”. You can’t say something sexy like that to a skinny girl, she might turn around and toss a drink in your face.

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Plus sized girls in plus-sized dresses just have a way about them that demands a mans attention, the way they walk, the way they talk, there is something about them that’s like voodoo for a dude like me. The plus size nightclub dresses I like on a woman are elegant, not too revealing, but show enough leg and shoulder that inspire me to ask the fine lady for a dance. The club can be a crazy place full of gold dig’n women and scum bag men, so finding a plus-sized girl in the club who carries herself like a lady is like finding a diamond in the rough. Of course, having a guy like me approach them for a dance is something special also, how many times have you had smooth operator approach you in the club and ask you if you wanna go get some chicken and waffles? That might not be the line most girls wanna hear, but my plus sized ladies know what I’m talk’n about, and the fellas definitely know what I’m talk’n about. If you ain’t ever had chicken and waffles after dancing at the best night club in Texas, you miss’n out. One thing you wanna be cautious of though is getting syrup on your club clothes!

eating ben and Jerrys ice creamThe plus-sized girls I meet in the club enjoy extra butter and syrup on their waffles and I have seen plenty of them dribble some and make a mess of they plus-sized dress. This may be an opportunity for you though, I mean think about it. You hit the club, meet a fine plus sized girl dance’n on the floor, you whisper in her ear in the most sexy voice you got “hey baby, how about some chicken and waffles?” Next thing you know you at the waffle shack and she’s got two orders in front of her, now that’s love at first sight if you ask me! Next thing you know she got chicken grease and syrup on her fancy look’n plus-sized dress and is trying to clean it up with some wet naps. That’s when you make your move and invite her back to your place to wash the dress. It’s an easy invite if you lure her with some Ben and Jerry’s, if she says yes to that you might as well start planning the wedding.

Now, you need to be cautious of the plus sized dresses in the washing machine, depending on the size it can throw things of balance and make a racket in the laundry room. Best that you spread the dress out evenly in the washing machine, hit it with some extra laundry detergent in case she broke a sweat when she was bust’n a move on the dance floor. Now chances are you don’t have any extra clothes for her to wear while she waits, unless you a plus-sized dude like me and have some plus sized sweats and a t-shirt, then you good. Now it’s time to make this girl yours, forget the wine, it’s time to pull out the double fudge brownie Ben and Jerries, two spoons and throw on the Dave Chappelle show. If she’s eat’n that ice cream up, laugh’n along to some Dave Chappelle, and not even think’n about her plus-sized nightclub dress in the wash’n machine, you got yourself a keeper. And that my friends is the skinny on plus sized girls in the club!

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Wake Up And Smell The THC Coffee

Wake And Bake With THC Coffee!

Wake Up! Or do you need a cup of Joe first to get the blood pumping? How about some coffee to get you up and some THC to get you high? With the legalization of Marijuana around the country, THC is being infused into just about anything you can ingest, huff, puff, or inhale! These new lines of THC coffees have me excited for many reasons, but two specifically.

  1. I love coffee.
  2. I love THC. 

The list referenced above is a true story, believe it or not! A morning cup of Joe infused with some purple kush just might be the kinds of fuel my brain needs to get work done around here! It’s as natural as the earth itself and has plenty of health benefits to go along with it. We all know that coffee is a major source of anti oxidants, and if you didn’t know, full spectrum hemp oils are power house sources of nutritional value. Combine the two and you have a true mind, body, and soul experience that is sure to make the day great. Imagine waking up in the morning and brewing a Keurig coffee cup in an instant that’s a combination of caffeine and THC. That would be the most convenient dosage ever and I guarantee the community of cannabis consumers would sip that Joe fo sho!

There are already a ton of coffees on the market that have infused THC with the coffee bean and brewers everywhere are jumping at the bit to get in on the action. Here are a few companies that are stoning the competition!

thc coffeeKoala Coffee

This cold brewed bottle of coffee infused goodness is enough to get the blood pump’n and the brain cells puff’n. This cold bottle of hippie brew comes with a 25g dose of THC to make the day the happiest it can be!

 

Brew Budz – A Cannabiniers Brand

This brew and bud combo was built to be used in any of the pod friendly devices out there on the market. I’m talking k-cup style THC infused coffee. Coffee pods plus pot equal a pot of pot coffee. See where I’m going with this?

canyon cultivation coffee reviewCanyon Cultivation Coffee

This dose of dope infused brew consists of 10mg of THC and 100mg of caffeine. Talk about the perfect ratio! I like just enough THC to spark the mental, followed with enough caffeine to turn those creative thoughts into action. One without the other is like food without the salt, it just ain’t that good.

 

House Of Jane Cannabis Coffee Pods

Another brand that is getting into the pod market, these pot infused pods are the perfect way to start your day. Most people have jobs, and jobs suck! A cup of this in the AM will surely make that shitty work day more manageable. For those of you with actual careers, this just makes everything better – see, this is for everyone!

pot o coffee podsPot O Coffee

Another play on the word game, thought I was first with the slick talk until I came across this brand. I can dig it, they are cool enough to create a brand of hand crafted infused cannabis coffee, I’m sure if I ever met the mastermind behind this batch of love we would end up blazing one over a cold brew.

Therapy Tonics

I am a huge fan of all these tonics that have hit the market. I see them infused with various herbs and roots, but this hemp infused tonic is the chronic! They have a wide variety of flavors to offer, enough THC to get the gears of the mind in motion, and I like anything therapeutical, so this is a no brainer.

ganja grindz coffeeGanja Grindz

I like ganja, I like coffee, and I like to grind. Waking up and grind’n out my day has always been the way of this guy. Gimme some THC infused Ganja Grindz and my mindz ablaze in ways never known to folks. If you hire me, just don’t give me a drug test, because I will fail miserably.

This Fart Guide Is A Must Read For Every Couple That Sleeps In The Same Bed

During the first phase of most romantic relationships, we try to look as desirable as possible, even if that means ignoring some of our bodily urges. Like, letting out a fart, for example. Sooner or later, however, most couples realize that there’s no need to blow against the wind and deny their biology, sharing their first fart. Weng Chen, the artist behind The Adventures of Messy Cow, thinks it’s perfectly normal, too. To highlight this, she has created a humorous fart guide for everyone who is sharing a bed with their significant other, and it might be more useful than you’d think.

“I ate all kinds of food and often ran into this problem,” Chen told Bored Panda. “I was curious how other people handled the situation but it’s a hard topic to bring up in casual conversations. So I decided to make a comic about it and <…> was happily surprised by how many people were open to this discussion.”

“Some couples can fart comfortably in front of each other after a week, some won’t do that after 50 years,” she added. “I think you should care about how it affects your relationship because you don’t want to make your partner dislike you, and it’s important you keep liking each other in a long-term relationship. I recommend using my comics as a guide and test it step by step. If your partner showed disgust at some point, don’t proceed further down the list.”

Weng is Chinese, but she’s fluent in English and visual language, too. She started drawing manga at a very young age and has been creating comics on-and-off since. In late 2016, she started the Messy Cow series.

More info: messycow.com | Facebook | tumblr | Twitter

Clogging Toilets At Rogers Centre

How A Blue Jays Game Turned Into A Plumbing Nightmare

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I went up to Toronto August 3rd to catch the Blue Jays and Mariners game (results here) with my buddy. We are both fans of the Jays, in fact, we have been Toronto fans since the days of George Bell if that tells you anything! Anyway, whenever we are in Toronto we eat like kings and drink like fish, there is nothing healthy about that trip when we make it. The game was awesome, the Jays beat the Mariners 7-2 which gave us even more reasons to celebrate!

During the game though, my stomach started churning, and I had to take a dump bad. I can usually fight off the cramps and gurgles, but when I start sweating it’s time to make a dash to the can! My buddy knew what was up, we have been around each other long enough that when he saw that look on my face it was clear that I needed to get to the restroom immediately. I jumped out of my seat and walked to the restroom at a pretty decent pace. When I arrived there was  a small line, I wasn’t sure if I was going to make it, or if I was going to just have to drop this load in my shorts and flush them down the toilet. As my turn was approaching, I could feel this thing turtle necking and trying to push its way out my bum. The sweat was pouring on hard, I had pitted out my shirt, and my forehead was dripping.

sharted pants and clogged drains

After standing for almost 10 minutes in line, I reached point of no return, I had a little slip and totally sharted. I couldn’t tell if it was visible yet from behind, so I just closed my eyes and waited for the next bathroom stall to open. Some old guy cam wondering out of the stall and I almost knocked him over trying to get in there before he even had a chance to get out. Once I entered the stall, I couldn’t get my drawers off quick enough, within seconds I was sitting on the toilet and letting loose. I’m pretty sure everyone in Rogers Centre heard the disaster that was taking place. After 15 minutes of toilet time, two flushes,  and half gallon of sweat, I was ready to wipe up and get out of there. The only issue I had was the start stained underwear I had been wearing, I wasn’t about to pull those back up and watch the rest of the games with them on.

So, I made a beer influenced decision and decided that my compression underwear was thin enough to flush down the toilet. Ask me why I made that decision when I’m sober and couldn’t tell you, catch me with a few beers in me and ask and I’ll tell you I had no choice. Prior to flushing though, I wound the underwear up into something that resembled a rope, something that could easily slither it’s way through the Rogers Centre plumbing system and into the sewer lines. It was this intoxicated reasoning that led me to one of the most embarrassing plumbing disasters I have ever been a part of.

toilets overflowing

I twisted up the underwear and slid it into the toilet like a snake, I have had poops that resembled this so I figured I was safe. Once the underwear was pretty much out of site I decided to flush, what I should have done is just left it and let the next guy flush. I pushed down the handle and it was an experience that was lived out in slow motion. I could hear the water struggling to drain and watched it start to back up, as the water was backing up it was almost like it was sucking everything back out of the pipes and into the toilet bowl. The water was getting darker, toilet paper was resurfacing, and I was in a panic, what did I just do?

I tried to casually walk out of the stall, but that’s kinda hard to do when there are 20 people behind you trying to use that toilet. I waived it off as if I knew nothing about why the toilet was clogged, but as I turned the corner to wash my hands I heard someone say “hey, there is underwear in this toilet”. By this time the water was overflowing and the place was turning into a scene of chaos. They needed the best drain cleaning services in Toronto to clean that mess up. Hopefully they were able to reach a qualified plumber in time to get the toilet fixed before the 7th inning stretch.

pub in Toronto

I returned to my seat almost 40 minutes later only to see my buddy laughing hysterically at me. My shirt was soaked in sweat, my face red from embarrassment, and he knew it was time for a beer. We left the game early and headed over to the best pub in Toronto for some cold ones. Not sure I will ever return to Rogers Centre after that one.

25+ Times Nature Made Us Say “NOPE” (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

Spiderbro Guarding Me From Malaria Outside My Window

Spiderbro Guarding Me From Malaria Outside My Window

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Xylaria Polymorpha, Commonly Known As Dead Man’s Fingers, Is A Saprobic Fungus

Xylaria Polymorpha, Commonly Known As Dead Man's Fingers, Is A Saprobic Fungus

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My Mum’s Toilet After A Recent Flood

My Mum's Toilet After A Recent Flood

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Damn Nature, You Scary…

Damn Nature, You Scary...

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Wrap Around Spider, Named For Its Ability To Flatten And Wrap Its Body Around Tree Limbs

Wrap Around Spider, Named For Its Ability To Flatten And Wrap Its Body Around Tree Limbs

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Rome Yesterday

Rome Yesterday

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A Firefly Kept Right On Flashing After Being Eaten By A Frog

A Firefly Kept Right On Flashing After Being Eaten By A Frog

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The Frog That Caught A Spider

The Frog That Caught A Spider

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Dolphin Caught A Squid, Trailing The Ink Behind It

Dolphin Caught A Squid, Trailing The Ink Behind It

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My Gecko Ate His Tail

My Gecko Ate His Tail

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Those Fishes Are Literally Lit

Those Fishes Are Literally Lit

All I Know Is That It Needs To Burn

All I Know Is That It Needs To Burn

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Take A Seat

Take A Seat

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Black Swallower Died Trying To Eat A Fish 4 Times Its Size

Black Swallower Died Trying To Eat A Fish 4 Times Its Size

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These Plants Look Like Tiny Hands

These Plants Look Like Tiny Hands

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5-Legged Frog That Lives In The Marsh Behind Our Neighborhood

5-Legged Frog That Lives In The Marsh Behind Our Neighborhood

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The Skeleton Of A Puffer Fish Is Pretty Metal

The Skeleton Of A Puffer Fish Is Pretty Metal

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The Clathrus Archeri Fungus Resembles Some Pretty Metal Tentacles Sprouting From An Alien Egg When It Blooms

The Clathrus Archeri Fungus Resembles Some Pretty Metal Tentacles Sprouting From An Alien Egg When It Blooms

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Snapdragon Seed Pods Look Like Skulls

Snapdragon Seed Pods Look Like Skulls

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This Snake Covered In Ticks

This Snake Covered In Ticks

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A Mother Whip Spider Carrying Her Babies On Her Back

A Mother Whip Spider Carrying Her Babies On Her Back

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This Is A Hammerhead Bat And Is By Far The Creepiest Animal I’ve Seen

This Is A Hammerhead Bat And Is By Far The Creepiest Animal I've Seen

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This Is Why You Always Have To Check The Toilet In Australia

This Is Why You Always Have To Check The Toilet In Australia

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The Eyes And Teeth Of A Scallop

The Eyes And Teeth Of A Scallop

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The Giant Isopod, Found In The Deep Seas And Is An Example Of Deep-Sea Gigantism

The Giant Isopod, Found In The Deep Seas And Is An Example Of Deep-Sea Gigantism

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Close Up Of Moth Outside My Window

Close Up Of Moth Outside My Window

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These New Fish Species Can Survive In Volcanoes And They’re The Stuff Of Nightmares

These New Fish Species Can Survive In Volcanoes And They’re The Stuff Of Nightmares

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Seaweed In The Waves

Seaweed In The Waves

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Attack Of Legionary Ants (Also Known As Army Ants Or Marabunta) To A Wasp Honeycomb

Attack Of Legionary Ants (Also Known As Army Ants Or Marabunta) To A Wasp Honeycomb

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Acid Spitting Ants

Acid Spitting Ants

This Coyote Froze Solid During The Recent Winter Storm (Pine Barrens, Southern New Jersey)

This Coyote Froze Solid During The Recent Winter Storm (Pine Barrens, Southern New Jersey)

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Currently Renovating Our Floors. Seems Everyone Has Come Out Of Hiding

Currently Renovating Our Floors. Seems Everyone Has Come Out Of Hiding

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The Lamprey Fish

The Lamprey Fish

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The Inside Of A Gooses Mouth

The Inside Of A Gooses Mouth

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A Lizard On Its Final Journey

A Lizard On Its Final Journey

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My Inlaws Are In A Bit Of A Froggy Situation Right Now

My Inlaws Are In A Bit Of A Froggy Situation Right Now

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My Dad Sent Me This Photo. Water Mocassin? Tennessee

My Dad Sent Me This Photo. Water Mocassin? Tennessee

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A Jungle Perch With A Surprise

A Jungle Perch With A Surprise

Bleeding Tree

Bleeding Tree

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Oregon Fires Next To A Golf Course

Oregon Fires Next To A Golf Course

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Millions Of Fire Ants Floating In Flooding From Harvey

Millions Of Fire Ants Floating In Flooding From Harvey

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Eels In The Stream At Battle Hill Farm

Eels In The Stream At Battle Hill Farm

Something Crawled Through The Keyhole And Made A Hive In The Garage Door Handle

Something Crawled Through The Keyhole And Made A Hive In The Garage Door Handle

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This Hornets Nest Looks Kind Of Like A Hornet’s Head

This Hornets Nest Looks Kind Of Like A Hornet’s Head

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Found Out The House We Are Living In Has A Bunker Below. I Managed To Squeeze My Phone In One Of The Cracks Of The Door To Take This Creepy Picture

Found Out The House We Are Living In Has A Bunker Below. I Managed To Squeeze My Phone In One Of The Cracks Of The Door To Take This Creepy Picture

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Deer Skull After Sitting In Water For Over A Year

Deer Skull After Sitting In Water For Over A Year

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A Leopard Seal Peering Through A Veil Of Plankton

A Leopard Seal Peering Through A Veil Of Plankton

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A Lizard Eating A Cockroach Alive At My House Porch

A Lizard Eating A Cockroach Alive At My House Porch

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After A Weekend Storm In New England, A Puffer Fish Was Found In A Tree

After A Weekend Storm In New England, A Puffer Fish Was Found In A Tree

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G’day Mates, Let’s Be Friendssss!

G'day Mates, Let's Be Friendssss!

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The Largest Scar You’ll Ever See

The Largest Scar You'll Ever See

When Mozilla Freezes

When Mozilla Freezes

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These Ants Forming A Question Mark

These Ants Forming A Question Mark

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Sweet Potato Creepily Resembles Human Heart

Sweet Potato Creepily Resembles Human Heart

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This Frog Was Found All Dried Up And Withered Outside The Store In The Morning… The Store Manager Said, “Let’s Try Splashing Some Water On It,” And Holy Sh*t It Came Back To Life

This Frog Was Found All Dried Up And Withered Outside The Store In The Morning... The Store Manager Said,

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So My Friend Got Something In His Eye While We Were Walking Home

So My Friend Got Something In His Eye While We Were Walking Home

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Found In Mexico. Battle To The Death

Found In Mexico. Battle To The Death

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Articulated Cobra Skeleton

Articulated Cobra Skeleton

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One Big Spider

One Big Spider

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Thousands Of Mosquitos Outside Of My Window At Work

Thousands Of Mosquitos Outside Of My Window At Work

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Something Took Two Clean Bites Out Of This Poor Sea Ravioli

Something Took Two Clean Bites Out Of This Poor Sea Ravioli

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Chameleon Mummified Alive By The Tropical Sun

Chameleon Mummified Alive By The Tropical Sun

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The Statue Being Swallowed By A Tree

The Statue Being Swallowed By A Tree

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This Sick Washed Up Gar Skeleton I Found

This Sick Washed Up Gar Skeleton I Found

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Goliath Tiger Fish, Congo River

Goliath Tiger Fish, Congo River

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This Spider Web That Looks Like A Spider-Man Mask

This Spider Web That Looks Like A Spider-Man Mask

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Found An Icicle Held Only By A Spider’s Web

Found An Icicle Held Only By A Spider's Web

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Fireants Create A Floating Island Of Themselves To Ride Out The Houston Flooding

Fireants Create A Floating Island Of Themselves To Ride Out The Houston Flooding

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My Aunt Found A Coyote Frozen Solid Standing Upright On Her Property

My Aunt Found A Coyote Frozen Solid Standing Upright On Her Property

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The Fox And The Hound

The Fox And The Hound

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Lavafall

Lavafall

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Ant On My Porch Carrying The Head Of His Vanquished Enemy

Ant On My Porch Carrying The Head Of His Vanquished Enemy

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Beaver Frozen In A Lake

Beaver Frozen In A Lake

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Dating Girls In Oklahoma

Finding An Okie Chick To Date

If you just moved to Oklahoma and are having some issued finding a girl to date that’s not a Thunder fan, good luck! Seems every girl you cross paths with out there is screaming Westbrooks name even in the off season. It’s not like they ever won a championship, except when they were in Seattle and were playing as the Sonics, they got one then, but have never been good enough since being stolen from Seattle to make a legit run in the finals. Look, I’m not here to bash the team, I’m here to bash the girls I keep meeting that act like the team is the best thing to happen to basketball.

I was at an OKC bar last month on business and struck up a good conversation with you gal I would have considered dating material. She had a beautiful smile, held a solid conversation about a wide range of topics, could drink a few beers, and seemed like a genuine person. These are the kinds of people I enjoy meeting when I’m traveling, and since I frequent OKC I need to know where to find more chicks like this to date. She had some ideas she threw out there for a second date, she seemed real familiar with the area and live most of her life there. I’m a fan of culture and good food and it seemed she her finger on the pulse of the OKC food and art scene.

We committed to meet up the following museum of artweekend for a drink and night at the OKCMOA. We met up at a local brewery called the Anthem Brewing Company and threw back a few bottles of beer. It was just enough to get us both to open up and converse beyond the surface material we had been talking about. Some decent discussions about life, goals, and dreams. It was a cool hour spent at the brewery before we ventured off to the OKCMOA.

The OKCMOA is a pretty cool art museum downtown. They have local art pieces on display in addition to some rotating pieces that were making their way around the country. There was a cool women’s golf gallery that had some old golf clubs that were turned into an art piece. There were also some manakins on display that featured some very artistic throwback styles of old womens golf clothes. We both enjoyed the creativity at the museum, art is such a pleasure to observe with someone else that has an eye for it.

 

kissing on the second dateI gotta say after two dates I’m pretty impressed with this. Okie chick. We have so many things in common, laugh hard, and truly enjoy hanging out with each other. The second date we kissed goodbye at the end, I didn’t even try grabbing her tits, I enjoyed her company enough that I wasn’t willing to risk pissing her off over a boob squeeze. I will wait on that one. I head back to OKC in a few weeks and have another date lined up with her. Should be a good time, looking forward to hanging with my Okie Chick!